The Thomas Guy Club, London Bridge

Plenty more spots like these around every corner

My brother had been going on for ages about how great the Thomas Guy Club bar was on the Kings College campus, just round the corner from London Bridge, but I hadn't been there until tonight. Well, I can honestly say that I am now well and truly enamoured with this place.

Located in a vaulted basement, the bar has tons of seats, and also has a pool table, a telly room, a 'library' and a separate dining area (with loads of really cheap food options - £6.50 for a homemade burger for example).

Now, my brother works for the NHS, which is how he found out about it, but as far as I can make out anyone is allowed in here - you don't have to show any NHS / student ID to get in and it's accessible from Borough High St, but if anyone knows otherwise do feel free to correct me.

Cosy rating: 7/10 - loads of armchairs, sofas, beanbags, corners and bare bricks. Lower lighting would up the rating.

Secret rating: 11/10 - is this actually London's most undiscovered bar? No web presence whatsoever (other than the link above), it was 95% empty on a Thursday night.

Best bits: It's truly labyrinthine in here with loads of bare-bricked rooms, and you really have to make an effort to seek out where to buy a drink.

Worst bits: Very hard to find, so here are some directions: Upon leaving London Bridge station turn left onto Borough High Street. Go down the first alleyway on the left (it's the alleyway where the Old Kings Head pub is). Walk past the pub and directly in front of you is a doorway, which should have a sandwich board outside. Go down the stairs and you've arrived!

Cafe Eterno, Covent Garden

Divine milkshake at Cafe Eterno

At first glance Cafe Eterno appears to be just like any other nice, cute independent cafe in central London, but it's only when you've settled down with your bottomless cup of coffee and start to take in your surroundings that you sense there's just something.....different about the place.

When you discover that the cafe is in fact run by the London City Mission (a Christian charity), the vibrant wall murals, eclectic range of customers and even the name of the cafe itself make a lot more sense.

Religion not your thing? Don't let this put you off - Cafe Eterno provides a friendly escape from the West End crowds outside, and their Christian credentials aren't enforced upon their customers. Settle down on one of their sofas with a book, enjoy the great value food and hot drinks, and appreciate this little slice of tranquil simplicity in the heart of the capital.

Cosy rating: 6/10 - probably the least pretentious cafe you're likely to find in this cobbled corner of Covent Garden.

Secret rating: 4/10 - it gets a fair amount of footfall, but it's likely that many of its customers aren't aware of the cafe's spiritual background.

Best bits: Bottomless cup of coffee for £1.70, really friendly staff (some of whom are volunteers), and awesome, indulgent milkshakes.

Worst bits: The Christian leaflets dotted around may not be to everyone's taste.

Albertine wine bar, Shepherds Bush

Perfect lighting at The Albertine wine bar (photo courtesy of Ming Tang-Evans)

I found the Albertine wine bar one nippy evening when I was searching for somewhere for a drink and a bite to eat before a gig nearby. It was the glowing reviews on the fantastic Qype app that encouraged me to step into what did indeed look like a very enchanting wine bar from the outside. 

It was everything I could have hoped for - low lighting, candles aplenty, wooden tables and a great wine and food menu.

It was the perfect start to a special evening, which somehow descended into drinking a pint of wine from a plastic glass (don't ask, it made sense at the time...!). I'm only sad that I'm rarely in this part of town, so I haven't been back since.

Cosy rating: 8/10 - candlelit tables just do it for me, and it was also lovely and warm.

Secret rating: 6/10 - think it's quite popular with BBC employees, as their office is just down the road, but they'll be gone in the not too distant future when they move to their new offices.

Best bits: The neighbourhood vibe and great sharing platters.

Worst bits: Not many small tables, so smaller groups may have to share a larger one with strangers (but this is a very minor criticism, it's actually quite nice being squished in, adds to the atmosphere).

The Scarsdale Tavern, Kensington

Take off your hat and relax at the Scarsdale

Nestled on a corner of one of London's loveliest (private) squares, The Scarsdale Tavern is a picture perfect Fuller's pub, so much so that it featured on their 2010 TV adverts. Apparently it was also the local pub in the 1970s series The Professionals.

Despite its star-studded credentials, and being located just off Kensington High Street, the Scarsdale still manages to retain a kind of country pub atmosphere.

There's a little restaurant section at the back which is nice for a special occasion, but I'd recommend finding yourself your own softly lit corner in the main area and trying out some of their better-value bar food.

Cosy rating: 8/10 - fireplaces, candles and table lamps dotted all over the place. This is one seriously pretty pub.
Secret rating: 7/10 - feels like a world away from Kensington High Street, located on a leafy road which would certainly impress any visitors to London.
Best bits: You're unlikely to find a more attractive pub, both inside and outside.
Worst bits: Its terrace out the front - which blooms spectacularly in the summer - can get a little packed on sunny evenings.

The Nags Head, Knightsbridge

Note the hung up coats...!

Don't let the posh postcode (or lack of apostrophe) put you off, The Nags Head is a gem and is probably the one pub in the world that I fantasise about being my local. Sadly - unless my Lottery plan sees the light of day - I'll just have to make do with seeking it out every few months.

It is officially the cosiest pub I've ever been to. There, I said it. Roaring fireplaces? CHECK. Nooks and crannies? CHECK. Random paraphernalia filling every available square inch on the walls? CHECK.

Online reviews of the pub appear to be fiercely divided, especially when it comes to the food and service, but you can probably tell I'm firmly in the 'love' camp. If you're expecting fancy cuisine or a chair that doesn't wobble then this place isn't for you, but if you want to warm your cockles in a proper London free house, then look no further.

Cosy rating: 10/10 - just step inside and you'll see what I mean.
Secret rating: 7/10 - A gorgeous mews location. I've been there twice and both times got a seat with no problem, but never tried it on a Friday or Saturday night.
Best bit: The the first time I went there I witnessed an actual pub singalong, like off the telly. No piano, but led by a dapper-looking chap in his 70s who was very nifty with a pair of drumsticks and any surface he could find. Including our heads.
Worst bit: The pub has two strict rules. 1: You have to hang your coat up on one of the dozens of hooks dotted around. 2: Mobile phones are most definitely not allowed. I find these rules only add to the character, but I guess others might not agree.

The Pineapple pub, Kentish Town

One of many cosy spots at The Pineapple

I love the fact that there's a pub called The Pineapple, and I'm please to report that this backstreet boozer is as endearing as its name.

I've only been there once when I needed somewhere to kill a couple of hours before a gig, but after taking advantage of their reasonable Thai dinner for a tenner deal, polishing off some beverages, and having a bit of good-natured banter with the locals, I was well and truly enamoured with the place.

It's a difficult pub to pigeonhole - I'd describe it as a really good local with an urban twist - but I would urge you to seek it out if you're ever in the area as it's just so bloomin' nice.

Cosy rating: 8/10 - The kind of place where you deliberately walk the long way round to the loos just so you can have a nose at all the little booths and original features. I also spied fireplaces.
Secret rating: 8/10 -  You'd be unlikely stumble across it. It was busy, but not heaving, on a Friday night. 
Best bits: There's something for everyone here, including a fortnightly Pop Up Market for creative types, and a decent range of ales (it recently won the CAMRA North London Pub of the Year prize).
Worst bits: I honestly can't think of any. It's totally charming.

The Harp, Covent Garden

Upstairs at The Harp

One of my favourite pubs in central London, The Harp is a hugely popular (and award-winning) drinking establishment. But what I love most about it is the little room upstairs, which not many punters appear to know about (or they just prefer to prop up the bar downstairs).

Stepping into the upstairs seating area is a bit like stepping into your granny's living room, with its pale pink walls, quaint pictures and flowery curtains. It really is a fantastic cosy spot in what is normally such a heaving corner of the city, and the best thing is that it's not trying to be 'kitsch', it just is in the nicest possible way.

The Harp is well-known for its selection of real ales, but another top tip is to try their bargainous sausages - for about three quid you can buy a banger served in a fresh baguette and sizzled to perfection before your eyes behind the bar (but not on Fridays).

Cosy rating: 7/10 - on a recent visit I noticed that they've replaced some of the comfy chairs upstairs with stools in order to squeeze in more seats, but the window table is still there, from where you can spy on the Covent Garden swarms as if in your own front room.
Secret rating: 4/10 - everyone loves The Harp, but if you want to impress someone with your London 'knowledge', enter via the back entrance, accessible from what must be one of the city's narrowest alleyways.
Best bits: The super-speedy service behind the bar, no matter how busy they are.
Worst bits: Upstairs can get a little hot during the warmer months, and the loos are TINY.

The Cork & Bottle, Leicester Square

The Cork & Bottle (image courtesy of HoosierSands)

I miss working in the West End, and The Cork & Bottle is one reason why. It's not unlike Gordon's wine bar on Villiers Street, but the trouble with Gordon's is that, despite its undeniable snugness, it gets so ridiculously busy and it's really hard to get a seat. So instead of highlighting Gordon's, for now I want to share the Cork & Bottle.

It's easy to miss this lovely wine bar, with the side streets of Leicester Square teeming with pizza joints and throbbing bars. But the C&B is a world away from these establishments, and is a great option if you're looking for a welcoming place for a relaxed drink or a nice spot for casual dining.

This is the kind of venue that you can keep up your sleeve for any occasion: dates, a pre/post-theatre bite to eat, after work drinks or lunch with the folks. Grab a table, treat yourself to a glass of bubbly and indulge in a plate loaded with delicious cheese. Lovely.

Cosy rating: 8/10 - It's underground, so plenty of bare bricks and lots of cave-like cubbyholes.
Secret rating: 7/10 - You can normally get a table, or a seat at the friendly bar, but they accept reservations most of the time so never does any harm to book.
Best bits: THE RAISED HAM AND CHEESE PIE. It's honestly one of the best, most mouth-watering slabs of honest food I've ever had the pleasure of eating.
Worst bits: West End prices, but don't let that put you off, it's worth every penny.

Red Door cafe, Greenwich

Red Door cafe (thanks @Katereddoor for the image!)

Originally a gallery, Red Door in Greenwich has somehow managed to squeeze in a cafe and shop into its cute premises just outside of Greenwich Market.

Cosiness is therefore enforced, since it is soooo snug, and if it weren't for one of the best mochas - if not the best mocha - I've ever slurped, you could argue that perhaps you're a little too squeezed in.

Thankfully the chirpy table service, award-winning brownies and the aforementioned coffee more than make up for this, and it's definitely one of Greenwich's nicest and most welcoming spots. They do sarnies as well as cakes, and I'll certainly be taking my parents there next time I'm in the area.

Cosy rating: 7/10 - it's all charmingly rickety and you'll have no choice but to get to know your fellow patrons!
Secret rating: 7/10 - It seemed to have a healthy, steady flow of custom, and everyone who wanted one of the few seats available was not disappointed.
Best bits: The coffee (properly hot, too. Lukewarm drinks = pet hate) and the brownies.
Worst bits: On a busier day you might have to try your luck elsewhere, but watch this space as they're hoping to open up their upstairs living room to customers soon, and have lots of other nice plans in the pipeline.

VOC bar, King's Cross

Potions and punch at VOC

I've worked in King's Cross for a few years now, and I've known this tiny bar in the Regents Quarter 'zone' to have undergone at least a couple of makeovers in that time. Its previous incarnation was as 'Cellar N1', a nice enough little cocktail bar, which sadly never really found its feet.

The latest occupant - and let's hope it's here to stay - is VOC bar, which describes itself as a modern day interpretation of a 17th Century Punch House, inspired by the Dutch East India Company - or Vereenigde Oost-Indische Compagnie - hence VOC. Crikey, that's a niche and a half.

But actually, niches work quite well in this tucked away part of King's Cross, with Bar Pepito a couple of doors down, specialising in sherry, doing very well indeed. VOC similarly seems to be establishing itself quite nicely since it opened last summer, and my apothecary-style bottle filled with a 'raspberry shrub' cocktail (apparently 'bottle matured' for at least 7 days) went down very nicely (and easily) indeed.

There's seating outside, but bag yourself the sofa, tucked away corner or the mezzanine snug and swig your grog like it's 1606.

Cosy rating: 6/10 - really quite tiny with a couple of sofas and secluded corners. We were there before 7.30pm so I'm sure cosiness would increase as it got darker outside.
Secret rating: 7/10 - Regents Quarter is like a mini-maze, and despite some great reviews it was easy to get a table.
Best bits: Really unique booze, pretty candles (this is the 17th century, after all...!) and service with a smile.
Worst bits: Definitely not 17th Century prices (around £8 on average - if you paid that in the 1600s that would equate to about £4,000 in today's money...!). Music was *just about* quiet enough for a decent natter.

Mr Lawrence wine bar, Crofton Park

Mr Lawrence wine bar

Mr Lawrence is very much off the beaten track, but for wine lovers it's a must-visit. Located next to a wine merchant of the same name, this creaky bar adorned with fairy lights in the windows is an absolute corker (excuse the pun), serving dozens of wines by the glass. Want something to soak up the booze? Then try a steaming cassoulet or a hearty meat and bread platter.

This bar has got so much going for it, but because of its unexpected location you can always get a table - my favourite place to sit is in the window, where you can huddle round the dark wooden table, polish off a bottle of good plonk and enjoy the rustic grub while watching the world (and the 122 bus...!) go by.

For proper wine connoisseurs there's a great review of Mr Lawrence over on Londonist.

Cosy rating: 6/10 - dark, wood-panelled walls, twinkly lights, but not much in the way of sofas.
Secret rating: 9/10 - it's too secret for its own good. Everybody go there, NOW!
Best bits: The huge selection of wines (by the glass). Also a large range of Belgian ales for those who prefer beer.
Worst bits: Food selection isn't massive, but what they do, they do very well.

The Lady Ottoline, Bloomsbury

Fine dining at the Lady Ottoline

I had been struggling for months to find the perfect venue for a special, cosy 30th birthday meal with my parents and closest friends. So when I was told about The Lady Ottoline gastropub on the edge of Bloomsbury I was chuffed to say the least. 

The Lady Ottoline opened within the last year ago having undergone an extensive refurbishment. It’s located down a quiet street, with a warm bar area downstairs, and two beautiful candlelit dining rooms upstairs. As a party of 10 we had to choose from the set menu, with a selection of four or five choices per course. My pork belly with black pudding croquettes was delicious, and with the majority of the party opting for juicy steaks (with the most incredible and mirror-esque steak knives I had ever seen) we were a very happy bunch.

Service is excellent and smiley, and a surprise birthday cake baked on site by the chef and delivered to our table topped off the evening perfectly.

The Lady Ottoline certainly isn’t the cheapest place to eat or drink, but if you want to go somewhere a bit special, to be charmed and spoiled by the excellent staff, and to relax in what has to be one of the most welcoming and enchanting gastro pubs in London, then I couldn’t recommend it more highly.

Cosy rating: 7/10 - Wonderful candlelit atmosphere and beautiful leather banquettes upstairs, but they'd need to be squidgier for a higher cosy rating...!

Secret rating: 6/10 - it's still relatively new, but is already hugely popular with local office workers, most of whom appear to work for local law firms. Sometimes hard to get a seat downstairs, booking recommended for upstairs.

Best bits: The service is top drawer. 

Worst bits: A little on the pricey side.

The Pelton Arms, Greenwich

The Pelton Arms

Greenwich isn't short on pubs, let's be honest, but frequently they can be teeming with tourists. To get away from the crowds, try The Pelton Arms along the river in the east of Greenwich - a gorgeous local pub serving comforting food at decent prices, with squidgy sofas, lovely fireplaces, a wide range of ales and wines and some great pub games.

Getting there is easy, just a stroll along the river past the Trafalgar Tavern and the Cutty Sark Tavern (also both good Greenwich pub options, just not as cosy). Or, if you're feeling lazy or the weather isn't conducive to a riverside wander, just get the train to Maze Hill instead.

Cosy rating: 8/10 - some lovely fireside chairs.
Secret rating: 7/10 - it's just that little bit further out of Greenwich and off the river that most people wouldn't know it's there, but it's popular among locals so worth booking for Sunday lunch. 
Best bits: Reasonably-priced home-cooked food, friendly service and warm atmosphere
Worst bits: I've heard it's not dog-friendly, but happy to be corrected. No river view unlike other aforementioned pubs, but that's why they're so much busier.